A little monster was learning to play the violin,' I'm good, aren't I?' he asked his big brother.
'You should be on the radio,' said his brother.
'You think I'm that good?'
'No, I think you're terrible, but if you were on the radio, I could switch you off!
A small boy walked into a police station wone day and said, 'I've got three big brothers and we all live in the same room. My eldest brother has seven cats. Another wone has three dogs and the third has a goat. I want you to do something about the smell.'
'Are there any windows in your room?' asked the officer.
'Yes, of course there are!' said the boy.
'Have you tried opening them?'
'What and lose all my pigeons ?'
Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why.
'I've lost five cents,' sobbed Johnny.
'Don't worry,' said his dad kindly.' Here's five more for you.'
At this time Johnny howled louder than ever.
'Now what is it?' asked his dad.
'I wish I'd said I'd lost ten cents!'