Tom is a very old man. After dinner, he likes walking in the street. And he goes to bed at seven o'clock.
But tonight, a car stopped at his house. A policeman helps him get out. He tells Tom’s wife, “The old man couldn’t find his way in the street. He asked me to take him in the car.”
After the policeman leaves there, his wife asks, “Tom, you go to the street every night. But tonight you can’t find the way, what’s the matter?”
The old man smiles like a child and says, “I couldn’t find my way? I didn’t want to walk home.”
Good news: Two boys went out climbing trees.
Bad news: wone of them fell out.
Good news: There was a hammock beneath him.
Bad news: There was a rake beside the hammock.
Good news: He missed the rake.
Bad news: He missed the hammock too !
I'd like you to be very quiet today, boys and girls. I've got a dreadful headache." said the teacher.
"Excuse me," said Alec, "why don't you do what mum does when she has a headache?"
"She sends us out to play."